对白

"HELLOOOOOO"

"yes"

"ARE YOU OKKKKKKK?"

"fine Ir guess"

"WELL..CAN WE TALK"

"whyr not"

"hmm...I ALSO DON KNOW WHAT TO TALK."

"wrhy? you borrred?"

"DON KNOW.. MAYBE..
I AM BUSY, EVERYDAY, CODING..
I KNOW I HAVE MANY THING TO DO..
AND I'M BUSY DOING...
BUT I JUST NOT TOO SURE,
IS THAT ALL WHAT I WANT ?
SOMETHING IS MISSING...
DAY BY DAY PASS BY..
IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT WAY RIGHT?"

"Well.. I don't know.... Are you Sad?"

"SAD? oya, I could be very SENTIMENTAL
and EMOTIONAL, HAhahaha
BUT WHY SHOULD I Sad ?"

"Who knows, I'm just simply say"

"Nay.. I DON THINK IS SAD..
JUST A BIT EMPTY, NO FEELING.."

"yiaaa, I know"

"You know? HOW YOU KNOW?

"Why I don't know? YOU ARE DRIVING NOW!
And you are driving ALONE, talking to yourself!!!
So you bet I know or not?"

"oh..ya. I JUST WANT TO TALK,
DOESN'T MATTER EVEN IF TALK TO MYSELF."

"YAYAYA, AND you know, you are not talking,
you are SHOUTING to yourself,
SHOUTING TO YOURSELF IN CAR!
YOU HAVE NEVER TALK SO LOUD IN YOUR DAY TO DAY LIFE!"

"oya..hahahaaaaaaa, pai seh pai seh"

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以上是一段真实的对白。
当事人习惯用华语，
却莫名其妙的用英语“交谈”，
还有很多“r” 的绕舌音，
像鬼佬在讲话。
一个发了神经的鬼佬，
在自言自语。不对，自我交谈。哈

见鬼了。